Obama bought a thirty minute time slot on FOX before the world series, all politics aside, that is super pimpin baller status right there. That’s a commercial longer than most shows. It’s something jay-z would do.
Maybe it will be like a sitcom or something, starring the Obama family as a group of extraterrestrial scientists on an expedition of what they consider to be the least important planet, Earth (the “3rd Barack” from the Sun), while posing as a human “family” of four, to observe human beings.
I hate you. If you didn’t make such cool stuff I would want you to go out of business. But you make cool stuff. I got my macbook pro (which I am very happy with and love) like four months ago. Now, you release a newer, much cooler macbook pro for the same price. WHAT THE HECK!!! Why can’t you let me trade mine in?! I gave you money!!! Give me the macbook!!! you guys are assholes. This same thing happened to me when I bought my old school ipod. You came out with a color screen like a month after I bought mine. I’m going to put some kind of hold on all of my accounts that make it so my apple purchases don’t go through until 6 months after I make them. Damn you and your cool products and lame business practices. Hopefully it will turn out that these new macbook pros are terrible and all break and become paperweights (beautifully designed paperweights though…). Or they give their users some type of flesh eating virus.